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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛
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