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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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