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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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