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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Worf eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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