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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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