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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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