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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sugar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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