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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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