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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maya eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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