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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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