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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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