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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Squishy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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