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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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