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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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