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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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