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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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