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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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