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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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