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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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