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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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