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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Voldemort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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