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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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