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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hermoine eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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