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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Picard eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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