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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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