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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Darth Vader eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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