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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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