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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rocky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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