Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.