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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ziggy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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