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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simba eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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