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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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