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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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