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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rex eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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