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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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