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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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