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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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