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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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