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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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