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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Misty eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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