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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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