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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pennywise eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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