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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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