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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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