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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maya eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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