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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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