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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jenkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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