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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗
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