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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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