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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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