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Pet death

My step-auntie Barbara had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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